The following can be blamed on one Brian Hughes from http://wyreantiquarian.wordpress.com/2013/07/28/dominoes/ .
Mention of Pam Ayres had me repeating the only line I could remember, ‘I wish I’d looked after my teeth’.
In an effort to remove the offending refrain from my mind for the rest of the day, I penned this little ditty. I hope that it not only obliterates the previous phrase but succeeds in acting as a subliminal message to my ego and activates the necessary steps. I doubt it. But, it’s worth a try.
Someone once told me
A bum should be pert,
Defined, with muscle, to boot.
A well-toned ass
From severe work-outs,
Observed, as a bit of a beaut.
Alas, to say, my bot is too big.
It’s full and fulsome and there.
It’s never been different,
I don’t do enough,
It’s too often sat in a chair.
My teeth are ok,
My eyes are quite fine,
I work on trimming my tum,
But, arse is forsaken,
It’s wobbled and shaken.
I wish I’d looked after my bum.
Blame him. See above.
Awesome. Just. Awesome.
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Aye, you should see it. It is!x
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You should see mine. Imagine trying to stuff two lumpy pillows into one pillowcase. Now repeat and tie together…
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Don’t! I’m jiggling!x
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In the words of the immortal Freddie Mercury: “Fat bottomed girls they make the rockin’ world go round.”
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Now you’re talkin’. And who wants to live forever if you have to keep exercising?x
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Exercise is for people who’ve mislaid their soul. (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)
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:)x
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Lovely ! I am going to learn it by heart and recite it to all my friends !
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And I’ll be famous for my big arse! It doesn’t get any better!:)x
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Oh, mine’s just as big. So we’ll both be famous.
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A couple of big arses then. Bookends.:)x
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Mine’s more furry than big. Nice and soft though.
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So’s mine. That’s the problem.:)x
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and I have the exact opposite problem! I have pants and no bums to fill the back side LOL
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Want some? Kitchen portal.x
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Hahaha will be there in a few 😉
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:)x
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Haha! I love it! 😀
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Not it if you saw it you wouldn’t!!:)x
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And if you saw mine you’d know I’m not one to really judge. 😉
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As long as it doesn’t block out the moon, we’re doing ok.:)x
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Let’s not get together, just in case. haha
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Agreed.:)x
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