Kick some ass today, it’s fun!
Go on, try it, everyone.
Next time something gets your goat,
Grab its metaphoric throat,
Tell it, ‘No!’ Be loud and clear.
Show your mettle, have no fear.
Whip its butt for all your worth,
Be the boss of all your stuff.
Thoughts and feelings, they’re the worst,
Get control, their bubble burst.
Some folk too that won’t be named,
Face them up, let them be shamed.
Bullies, buggers, bums that need it
Kick their butts, just don’t concede.
Be your truth, yourself, with ease,
Knee to groin works too with these.
Masters of our destiny,
No thought control, a new release.
Up and at it, that’s the way!
Kick some butt, with love, today. 🙂
Inspired this early morning by John’s fab attitude in this poem here.
scottishmomus 
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That’s the ticket! 🙂
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I love this! It so fits my mood some days.
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Set me up for the day with a real proactive ‘tude! Asses kicked in abundance. And I’m feeeeling good. 🙂
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you got me up and raring to go
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Me too! It must have stuck with me for there were opportunities aplenty. My right leg’s ready for a rest. 😉
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Woohoo!!! I’m ready to go back to bed now!! 😉
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No, no, no. You have to get up and go! Unless it’s night there…I’m never quite sure. Let you off if that’s the case, but just till you’ve slept. Then go get ’em! 🙂
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Oh. I was all ready to attack my bed…
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That doesn’t count. Got to be something/someone that can fight back and needs a good tanking. 🙂
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Ha!
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Yes,ha? No,ha? No copping out now. Butts need kicking. I know this to be true. 🙂
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I’m a lover not a fighter.
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You fight hardest when you love.
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Not literally.
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That’s why I put ‘metaphor’ in my poem. I’m a shitebag when it comes to violence!
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Ha!
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😉
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I was taught my only self defense move in high school– it’s called “eyes nuts eyes nuts eyes nuts” I bet you can’t guess why.
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Wonder if that’s ‘stick the heid oan them and knee them in the nuts’! Sounds about the same. 😉
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Yes, I think we’re on the same page there.
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Self-defence 101. A stilleto heel to the instep too rings a bell. Elbow to the ribs. Jeez, I never knew how much my brothers loved me.
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A nice kidney shot would do as well.
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And I only started off with a metaphor. We should collate these!
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