Warned!

Being very rational

Being ultra reasonable

Being pragma-matter-of-fact

Being super stoic

Being awful sensible

Blowing raspberries at

Ideas half-cracked.

Gotta be the mama

Mature most days

Gotta be the wise old chick

Gotta be the ballast

In the boat afloat

Gotta be the balance

In the act.

Wanna be the fool

Who doesn’t give a feck

Wanna be frivolity

In flight

Wanna be an eagle

On the wing

And shite

Buggers

Who are bugging

Better

Watch their step

For this weekend

I just bloody well might.

Warned!