wondered where the gargoyle veg had gone
the ugly fruit, the less than pretty perfect
the deformed
wondered why shaving skills were
only tested in long sweeps
carbuncled obstacles absent
wondered whether they had strutted off
or were shunned by prudish
for daring their genitalia
exposing their subterranean
coitus interrupted
unapologetic
prescribed proclivities prearranged in rows
to accept only beauty perceived
by self-appointed guardians of acceptable
displaying uniformity of choice
fixating on one size fits all
reluctance to embrace
or court valentines
different from standardised
not only humour bypassed
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