wondered where the gargoyle veg had gone

the ugly fruit, the less than pretty perfect

the deformed

th (8)

wondered why shaving skills were

only tested in long sweeps

carbuncled obstacles absent

th (1)

wondered whether they had strutted off

or were shunned by prudish

for daring their genitalia

th (6)th (4)

exposing their subterranean

coitus interrupted


th (7)

prescribed proclivities prearranged in rows

to accept only beauty perceived

by self-appointed guardians of acceptable

displaying uniformity of choice

fixating on one size fits all

reluctance to embrace

or court valentines

different from standardised

not only humour bypassed

th (2)