wondered where the gargoyle veg had gone
the ugly fruit, the less than pretty perfect
the deformed
wondered why shaving skills were
only tested in long sweeps
carbuncled obstacles absent
wondered whether they had strutted off
or were shunned by prudish
for daring their genitalia
exposing their subterranean
coitus interrupted
unapologetic
prescribed proclivities prearranged in rows
to accept only beauty perceived
by self-appointed guardians of acceptable
displaying uniformity of choice
fixating on one size fits all
reluctance to embrace
or court valentines
different from standardised
not only humour bypassed
Those photos were more than a little distracting. 🙂
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Don’t know whatever you mean, Tric. 😉
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When did we get so gullible/ apathetic as to believe that veg had to be (someones idea of) perfect? A nice take on this.
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It is crazy, isn’t it? Growers going out of business because supermarkets deem what’s acceptable for us.
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Brilliant. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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🙂
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I’ve always been a twisted bit of veg momus…but I love me…and my mum love’s me too 🙂
The rest is just compost between friends in a market garden of flowers 😀
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I like that image. All of us sprouting up together in amazing varieties. 🙂
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ace 🙂
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A wonderful take on what I’d call the ‘beauty in the eye of the beholder’ metaphor with a pinch of fun at the end…you nailed it!
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Don’t you just hate it when other folk try to decide these things for you? A world of clones – veg or people – we could do without.
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You know from little kids we are groomed sometimes by design, sometimes not to see things the way others would have us see them…most then go on to grow up judging beauty by the stereotypical. So very wrong.
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Brilliant. I blame the supermarkets
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So did Jamie Oliver. Growers have been taking a hit because of some sense of ‘acceptable’ imposed by supermarkets. Crazy stuff, Derrick.
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Ha ha ha Brilliantly put… Words and photos. Great read and I just love the quirky, the ‘not the normal’ no such thing as normal anyway… ?
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All hail the weird and wonderful, Krysia. 🙂
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having lived much of my life among wheelchairs, with a severely crippled father and brother, I have my own insights into the pain caused by those “self-appointed guardians”
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I’m thinking disability laws and access, Paul, but might be far off the mark. The tendency to put people into preconceived boxes, sadly, persists.
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access and attitudes – the obvious discomfort some people feel in the presence of the handicapped is wounding
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This is such a clever and wonderful post! Thank you for sharing this.
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Thank you for reading and your lovely comment. 🙂
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You are going to love this, here in the U.S., they charge more for “ugly fruit and vegetables”. That aside you veggies are very stimulating.
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More! We are just getting supermarkets selling ugly or misshapen produce cheap so they can clear them. But like yourself I LOVE the unique shapes and sizes.
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Looks like some here may accept more variety from the growers and sell them cheaper because they’re deemed substandard. Their high handedness rather gets my goat. Variety is, indeed, the spice of life. 🙂
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And spiciness is just what is needed at valentine’s, in a vegetable curry of course. 😜
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Chinese lemon duck tonight but I’m hungry again now! You’ve just sorted tomorrow’s menu for me. 😉
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That is good… valentines curry mmmmaybe not the best choice after all 😝 cinderella late to bed in England it’s pumpkin time goodnight
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Really! The programme I was watching was attempting to persuade supermarkets to relax their standards and accept a wider array. Looks like they might be succssful too and the supermarkets will sell them cheaper. It’s a bizarre sort of judgement they’re making.
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Leave it to you Anne-Marie to remind us of our conscience in such an entertaining and yet incisive way. These photos are astounding and what a commentary on human nature, too. Love this post! (Especially being someone who has never met a vegetable or fruit she didn’t like — well, with the exception of the Caju, the fruit of the cashew tree– tastes like gasoline, LOL). ❤
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Quality judgements are being made for us and I don’t like it, Beth. Especially when the ones making them don’t choose to reveal the adverse effect on the growers who’re being hit hardest. How often does this type of manipulation occur in all areas of life and we’re kept in the dark like mushrooms?!
I love veg too although I’ll warrant I haven’t tasted half as many types as you. I haven’t even heard of the fruit you mention – not that I fancy tasting gasoline. 🙂
Many thanks, as ever, Beth, for your thoughtful comments and encouragement.x
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Wow, needs to be put in a magazine or newspaper commentary, Anne- Marie! 🙂 😀
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I think Jamie Oliver has already done a better job than I could, Robin. And cooks better too. 😉 But thank you so much for such a kind recommendation. 🙂
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I wasn’t sure if I mentioned I included you in a short list of nominees for the Sunshine Blogger’s Award yesterday? Hope more people will drop by and see your interesting and diverse posts! 🙂
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I’ve only managed to get into one other so far, Robin. Saturdays are the worst for calturing time. But I will get back in and also thank you once again for the nomination. You’re so very kind.x
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This seriously made me laugh! Enjoy. More at scottishmomus.wordpress.com.
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Thank you, Leslie! So kind of you. 🙂 x
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Lovely sentiments. The heart shaped potato would make awesome fries. ❤
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Great idea! I’d eat them. 🙂
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