Let us furnish many weapons

Let us finance proxy wars

Let us flummox all the public

And fling secrets in our drawers

Let us flatten lots of cities

Let us flout the humane laws

Let us fuck with all the foxes

And follow on our paws


Let us foment with each press release

Let us fix the main ideas

Let us fascinate and hypnotise

And fester with our peers

Let us furrow fields for oil and gas

Let us fund the realm of hell

Let us fire the ire of citizens

And find out if it will sell


Let us fixate on the markets

Let us ftse all the news

Let us fumigate who fulminate

And foster different views

Let us fibrillate their ventricles

Let us filtrate into hearts

Let us factor in resistance

And falsify new start


Let us falter in our duty

Let us fiddle each expense

Let us foddle faddle facts and stuff

And forget it won’t make sense

Let us foulify the other

Let us flesh out that dire plot

Let us fabricate the danger

And festoon the fetid rot


Let us fight them on the beaches

Let us fumble with those types

Let us flounce about like emperors

And fizz at human rights

Let us fartlek to the ribbon

Let us finally achieve

Let us finish what we started

And fulfil our self-belief


Let us fib and lie like children

Let us fob the plebs right off

Let us first declare the right of kings

And flirt as all fine toffs

Let us fawn upon the stages

Let us fill own semen banks

Let us flagellate the people

And forget that we are wanks


Fucked but never forgotten