A Loveless Cup – hypocrisy

I couldn’t quite decide which way to go with the loving cup so you get two for the price of one. Whether you like it or not! It’s a bargain. 🙂

The Quaich – a loving cup

A bit less loving in its purpose here below………


And so they lifted lips to gilded vessel,

Sips they shared, the wine a loving cup,

Drank a toast to trust and to their unions,

Fashioned fealties, supped with every drop.

Sacrificed simplicity to beggared,

Adornments guilt-edged, paths of royalty,

Fettered by encroaching ways and tethered,

Love ceded to complex hypocrisy.


Pssst, Do you want a good deal?

If I post more than some accepted number ,that I don’t know what is, does that mean that folk won’t read? Like, if I’ve posted four, people will read the last two but not necessarily the others gone before?

Ummmm………hmmmmm……tough shit for me then because that’s how I kinda roll.

Pass the joint and go with the flow.

Sorry? Did I just say that out loud? Long time ago. I wasn’t even there. And, if I was I, didn’t inhale. Much. And it’s bad for you. And so is smoking. And I don’t want to be the best looking corpse in the graveyard. Just sayin’.

And lots of things are bad for you…..so don’t eat too much fat, be careful of fresh fruit ‘cos the acidic content alters your natural flora and increases your risk of contracting various shit. Sugar is bad for your teeth. But chocolate is always good. Prove otherwise and you have a Nobel prize acoming your way. Not! Seriously, do you really think that any woman is going to give up chocolate on anyone’s say so?

And red wine and processed tomatoes are good for you ‘cos of flavonoids or something. Just make sure you get a nice Cabernet Sauvignon. Or Merlot. Well, what I mean is, don’t drink ketchup from the bottle. Good for you, they’d have you believe but, honest to god, are you telling me that a tin of tomatoes is as beneficial for your health as Rioja?

So, the answer is something to do with the question and the question was…..what do you mean no one asked a question?

So I’ve just shared my deepest insights with folk that don’t give a monkeys?

Charming. Absolutely-bloody-charming. Btw, I believe Morrisons are doing a good deal on sauce…. ketchup, for those that need the translation 🙂 but I have my eye on a different deal. And I’m not telling. 😉