I’m not up to date with my writing and blogging because…
..the dog ate my homework

…my wee sister ripped up my jotter…
…some sheep put me off my stride…

…I was hypnotised by an evil witch and forgot…
…I was in a cottage with some wee people and this old woman stopped in passing and made me eat a bit of an apple that was infected by an amnesia serum and it was just so peaceful…
an old hippy invaded my brain…
…an old hippy did invade my brain…

…and I’ve been in a semi-automatic state of meditation…
…contemplating tracks…

.. at the beach…


…and I couldn’t be bothered so I just read books instead…
…I had to work out some cloud formations…




…and there were some views I had to check out…


…a beautiful church I had to explore and photograph…






…I had to climb a few mountains sit at the bottom of some mountains admiring the view, reading and drawing, while my husband ran up and down them…


…I had to pretend to keep an eye on the kids while my husband stared into space did his own contemplating and played at caveman built a few fires…



When I returned from holiday, someone had eaten every morsel of food in the house except for some mouldy cheese and festering tomatoes and I had to spend days stocking up…
… I’ve been catching up blethering with friends and family I haven’t seen in a while…
…my laptop’s been playing silly buggers freezing constantly and I had to save it from the blue screen of death…and it’s taken me ages!…
…Mrs Muse came on holiday with me and she missed the return ferry but may be back soon and decided to stay on supping Guinness, which, by the way, is the best I’ve she’s ever tasted……
…I took photographs of my homework instead…
…and drew a bit…
…I had to go out and trail round the shops doing school uniform buying… no, wait, that was a dream…
…I’ve still to trail round the shops doing school uniform buying…
…I’ve been watching the Commonwealth Games…
….Wait a minute….
I’M the teacher…no excuses… just chilled to the point of comatose!…
Still to do those feckin’ uniforms though and only a week left before school….
but like the Guinness, I’m not bitter…
My haze is lifting…I think…so back to normal fairly soon. Maybe.
Slainte!
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