Find your way out of December
it’s cold
it’s dark
and it’s grey
it follows right on from November
chasing the autumn away
It leads to one of least favourite
January
that hole
in the year
where nothing is right, dark swallows the light
and adds another age to my years
February, I thole, with its promise
that the
herald of March
will blow in
buffet the cobwebs of winter
soon April will bring again spring
May might still feel like winter
Scotland
not noted
for sun
but I hang on, with hope, in these dark days
that June or July will bring some
Failing the former, the latter,
August
might
give us a break
failing a summer then autumn
September, October, I’ll take
But stuff the months of midwinter
with their birthdays
and dark days
and shit
Bah, humbug to winter’s
crap weather
don’t like it one little bit
Should have been born in the hot lands
or taught
to at least
hibernate
I’d gather in nuts and milk chocolate
a pot of tea and just wait
Till daylight returns to the heartlands
till heart
has thawed
or dried out
any season but winter
hate it without any doubt!