I have a little problem,
I really got to share,
No, it’s not my weight or work,
I’m good on those and mair.
It’s something else entirely,
You’ll get it once you read,
It’s coping with the volume
Of posts within my feed.
It’s hectic, man, I’m telling you,
I like so many posts,
I comment and I scroll some more,
And read past words, of course,
Like sooking up the flavour
Of a drink that I’ve just found
But time’s a hellish bugger
And it’s hard to get around
To all the mail that drops on floor,
Through virtual letterbox,
I’m trying, gawd, I’m trying,
But I’m telling you, it sucks!
You write too much (yeah, I do too!)
So what’s the answer, please,
Someone must have worked this out,
So go on, spill it, tease
Me with the findings and
I’ll forever be your friend,
How do you cope with volume
Of the mail that never ends?
Is there an app that I can use
That gathers in one place,
The folk I love, can’t do without,
Though never seen their face?
Someone must have sorted this,
All this talent here,
Some creative bugger
More practical than I, I fear.
I know that you are out there!
One of you must’ve found!
Tell me, quick, or I’m deleting!
Or maybe going to ground,
Hiding out till WP apps
Support my needs in ways,
I can answer mail and browse
But still get on with days.
Who are you and where are you?
The answer to my prayer!
Stop hiding out and tell me
How to cope with flair.
If you’ve found the secret
And you want to patent it,
I’ll back you to the hilt, I will,
Just share a teeny bit.
I’m done today, the mail’s still there,
Though through it I have gone,
Maybe if I stopped with talk so much,
It’d be sorted and well done.
Email me or make a post
Or comment down below,
For feck sake, please just share it!
And now I have to go.
I’ve done sod all else today!
scottishmomus 