I used to vote for Labour but I’m Tory now
For Tess is on my side so all is swell
Mother Earth incarnate with some great one-liners
She’ll fight my side and give the Euro hell
Used to be a socialist with common aim
But now I’ve seen the error of my ways
A right-wing party full of millionaires
I know they’ll care for me through all my days
Used to fight for workers and the rights of men
But now I trust in what the Tories spout
Fuck all the pensioners, the sick and the destitute
Fling all the foreigners out
Used to have a conscience but that’s over now
I’ve shifted sides to get a better deal
Man mind thyself is an awesome creed
Not rational, who cares, it’s what I feel
Won’t have need for hospital, I’m healthy, see
I’m never getting old so that’s okay
No family to care for and even if I did
I’d do it all myself for that’s my way
Theresa speaks my language now in trite soundbites
She’s closer to the cause I cannot name
Hallelujah, peace on earth, I’m Tory now
May god forgive my choice, I have no shame
He doesn’t. And neither do I.
If you’ve ever had a conscience or cared enough
Tell me why you now believe the right
Have they ever fought for you or your family
Have they ever even had you in their sight
Don’t tell me, like it’s easy
If you’ve ever thought of anyone but you
Vote for that party and take the pain
Society depends on what you do