hmmm,
couldn’t be part of a harem
couldn’t be part of a gang
couldn’t lie down where other folks lie
couldn’t, for fear I’d do harm
couldn’t be part of a co-op
couldn’t be part of the tests
couldn’t imagine a club I could join
where I would be at my best
have always been part of a union
as long as they aren’t too dense
don’t fight both corners, betray or deny
cause common, with some common sense
couldn’t contribute to cliques where
niche means crawling or worse
couldn’t just fib to fit in there
expressive face too frank of a curse
couldn’t be bothered kow-towing
couldn’t reveal all I know
alphas or kappas, whatevers
couldn’t just put on a show
tho’, have been tempted by acting
oh, woe, with a sigh and a swoon
melodramatic, quite catching
alas, yorick, he passed on too soon
briefly joined brownies and girl guides
but uniforms, rules and the likes
gave me the creeps and right eyebrow
gave away that I thought it all shite
always got on with most folk
but never, well, rarely, in clubs
much preferred ordinary wisdom
found on most benches in pubs
carry folk forward I love best
connections all made through brief life
but give me a one onto one folks
I’ll follow like obedient wife
I have no idea why my husband is laughing so hard.
Slap him one momus, you always have your heart on your sleeve 😀
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So I should just sock him one in the mush and tell him it’s from you. 😛
I know why he’s laughing, alright, I can only spell obedience. 😉
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Um, I think I’m at a safe distance…aren’t I momus?
I looked it up, it’s nearly 17,000 kilometres, I don’t think he can reach me from there…can he? 😀
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I might not have mentioned that hubs is a champion runner and long distances are his forte! He should be with you in about a year or two. 😉
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lol…so I got time for another post or two then 😀
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A few. 🙂
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I really needed this today. Wonderful. I just loved it!
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Aw, thanks, glad you got a kick from it. 🙂
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Love this. Feeling the need for some ‘ordinary wisdom’- and a good pub bench right now. xo
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Work sucks, doesn’t it? Even when you like your job. I felt all the good of the weekend rushing down the pan by the end of yesterday. Pub bench and a swally about now would do nicely here too, Cole. We can do it. Repeat. We can….aw, feck it! 😉
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How is it only Tuesday?!?!
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I know.
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I really enjoyed this. Thank you for sharing!
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And thank you for reading and commenting. I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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I nodded and agreed and regularly shouted during your great post, ‘I’m a dictator in a club’ and hear hear when i imagined sitting on a bench in a pub sharing.
Then I read your last line and was jolted back to reality. Yer man and mine share much in common and as your fella left his comment I thought, “You fecker”, but it was addressed to my fella, not yours!
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I barely do staffrooms, Tric. Either can’t shut up or can’t be arsed. Clubs and rules and I just don’t get on. And I’m not even that bossy. Well, not always. 🙂 And only when I think needs must. 😉 Hubs just shakes his head or laughs. Kind of knows me so well by now, I suppose, that he wouldn’t dare! I think I’m getting worse too. Must be an age thing. Or a what-the-feck-does-that-matter thing. Threw the dummy out of my pram at four, literally, and became my own woman then. 😀 Up the strong women! And down with the rules! ‘cept mine. They have to be followed.
I’m only joking about some of the above. But not all of it. And not much of it. 😉
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I’m with you on every line.
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Awesome!
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Thanks, Nic. 🙂
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your sense of humor is a joy to behold
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Takin’ a bow. 😉
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Really like this one. It sounds like me quite a bit.
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No clubs. We’ll stick to pubs. 🙂
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Excellent!! Made my day and made me smile. Have missed reading your work, plan to do better this new year… love your comment that you know how to spell obedience…. me too… and that’s about it! DAF
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Good to see you around, DAF. Happy New Year. It’s still new. 🙂 I call it having a mind of my own. Not what other folk call it, mind you. 😉
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I hope you are well. Happy New Year to you! I am hoping to be more consistent this year in writing and keeping up with all my blogging friends. I have missed you! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas too!
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